And the Grammy....

for filthiest, most lascivious vocal intonation goes to Julio Iglesius. I am listening to him sing To all the girls I've loved before with Willie Nelson, and it's deliciously shiny and lewd! Willie is just low-down dirty. Next up: Gospel standard Uncloudy Day. Willie you're a wonder.

Longhorns are mammals

The National Championship Game was so awesome I totally crapped my pants!

My friend Greg went to UT, which is braggable.

Huh

I just discovered that "Father and Son" by Cat Stevens provides the melody for The Flaming Lips' "Fight Test". Who would have thought that guys that weird would be influenced by a guy so square my Dad liked him, right up until he went all crazy terrorist... Ok, it's starting to make more sense. Thank you, Pandora


PS Do you think Paul Simon takes a lot of crap from his kids over this?

Feeling Cheated

No one likes the snow too much, and the winter is long; we'll have more of it than we want by the time April showers it's way in. So why do I feel like a little kid who's just watched his snow day fail to materialize? The weather people on TV have been prattling about a Nor'easter for three days. "Up to a foot of the white stuff!" they said, but as I look out my window, the street is bare. Lies!