Boilers

Watching Purdue football makes me swear at the TV a lot.

Yes!............... No!

When you fart in the shower, no one suffers but you.

Update: I just did a shot of Dayquil, having had 2 cups of coffee and no food today. I think I'm buzzing a little.

Oreos

I just ate 3 Halloween Oreos with the double-stuffed orange filling, and now I am wishing that I was one of those people who keep a toothbrush at work.

Personal Growth

I am patting myself on the back today. Last night Jake fell asleep leaning sideways in his chair, and I woke him up and told him to go to bed, as opposed to the last time, when I just took a picture.

Strange Dreams

Funny thing.... I NEVER remember my dreams much more than a few minutes after I wake up, but last night I had two dreams I remember vividly. Neither made much sense, but the common thread was indignation. I woke up pissed off twice last night. First, I was bowling at the Johnny's Foodmaster where I grocery shop, and the pin machine kept malfunctioning, but the checkout clerk just kept cycling through my frames so my game would be over. I got so upset I went down the pancake mix aisle and got Jiffy blueberry muffin mix to pour into the ball return. Take that!
I woke up and went to the bathroom, then I went back to bed and dreamed that I was moving into a new apartment today with one of the other Thirsty Ear bartenders, and when we got there, it tuned out the apartment was a 4-bedroom, and there were only two of us. He had failed to mention or address the fact that we had two empty bedrooms on our hands, and a rent we couldn't afford. For some reason, this whole snafu was his fault and not mine, and my frustration mounted until I woke up. I was in the shower by the time I wasn't upset at Ryan anymore.

Apparently I've been bottling up my anger.